Find All Windows Computers and Their October 2018 Patch Status
The audit provides a color-coded overview of all Windows computers and their patch status. This gives you a quick and easy overview of your patch status and allows you to find devices that might be having issues receiving Microsoft updates. Detect outdated machines, start updating or simply manage your updating process in your network.
October’s patch includes multiple fixes for Office, Exchange and Windows in general. If you want to know more about what’s included in this month’s Patch Tuesday, you can visit the Patch Tuesday blog for October.
Patch Tuesday Audit Query
Select Top 1000000 Coalesce(tsysOS.Image, tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypeIcon10) As
icon,
tblAssets.AssetID,
tblAssets.AssetName,
tblAssets.Domain,
tblState.Statename As State,
tblAssets.Username,
tblAssets.Userdomain,
tblAssets.IPAddress,
tsysIPLocations.IPLocation,
tblAssetCustom.Manufacturer,
tblAssetCustom.Model,
tsysOS.OSname As OS,
tblAssets.SP,
Case
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10240%' Then '1507'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10525%' Then '1511'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.14393%' Then '1607'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.15063%' Then '1703'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.16299%' Then '1709'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17134%' Then '1803'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17763%' Then '1809'
End As Version,
tblAssets.Lastseen,
tblAssets.Lasttried,
Case tblAssets.AssetID
When SubQuery1.AssetID Then 'Patched'
Else 'Not Patched'
End As [Patch status],
Case
When tblErrors.ErrorText Is Not Null Or
tblErrors.ErrorText != '' Then
'Scanning Error: ' + tsysasseterrortypes.ErrorMsg
Else ''
End As ScanningErrors,
Case
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2008' Then 'KB4463097'
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 7' Or tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 7 RC' Or
tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2008 R2' Then 'KB4462923'
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2012' Or tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 8' Then 'KB4462929'
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 8.1' Or
tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2012 R2' Then 'KB4462926'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10240' Then 'KB4462922'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10525' Then 'KB4093109'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.14393' Or
tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2016' Then 'KB4462917'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.15063' Then 'KB4462937'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.16299' Then 'KB4462918'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17134' Then 'KB4462919'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17763' Then 'KB4464330'
End As [Install one of these updates],
Convert(nvarchar,DateDiff(day, QuickFixLastScanned.QuickFixLastScanned,
GetDate())) + ' days ago' As WindowsUpdateInfoLastScanned,
Case
When Convert(nvarchar,DateDiff(day, QuickFixLastScanned.QuickFixLastScanned,
GetDate())) > 3 Then
'Windows update information may not be up to date. We recommend rescanning this machine.'
Else ''
End As Comment,
Case tblAssets.AssetID
When SubQuery1.AssetID Then '#d4f4be'
Else '#ffadad'
End As backgroundcolor
From tblAssets
Inner Join tblAssetCustom On tblAssets.AssetID = tblAssetCustom.AssetID
Left Join tsysOS On tsysOS.OScode = tblAssets.OScode
Left Join (Select Top 1000000 tblQuickFixEngineering.AssetID
From tblQuickFixEngineering
Inner Join tblQuickFixEngineeringUni On tblQuickFixEngineeringUni.QFEID
= tblQuickFixEngineering.QFEID
Where tblQuickFixEngineeringUni.HotFixID In ('KB4463097', 'KB4462923',
'KB4462929', 'KB4462926', 'KB4462922', 'KB4093109', 'KB4462917',
'KB4462937', 'KB4462918', 'KB4462919', 'KB4464330')) As SubQuery1 On
tblAssets.AssetID = SubQuery1.AssetID
Inner Join tsysAssetTypes On tsysAssetTypes.AssetType = tblAssets.Assettype
Inner Join tblOperatingsystem On tblOperatingsystem.AssetID =
tblAssets.AssetID
Left Join tsysIPLocations On tblAssets.IPNumeric >= tsysIPLocations.StartIP
And tblAssets.IPNumeric <= tsysIPLocations.EndIP
Inner Join tblState On tblState.State = tblAssetCustom.State
Left Join (Select Distinct Top 1000000 tblAssets.AssetID As ID,
TsysLastscan.Lasttime As QuickFixLastScanned
From TsysWaittime
Inner Join TsysLastscan On TsysWaittime.CFGCode = TsysLastscan.CFGcode
Inner Join tblAssets On tblAssets.AssetID = TsysLastscan.AssetID
Where TsysWaittime.CFGname = 'QUICKFIX') As QuickFixLastScanned On
tblAssets.AssetID = QuickFixLastScanned.ID
Left Join (Select Distinct Top 1000000 tblAssets.AssetID As ID,
Max(tblErrors.Teller) As ErrorID
From tblErrors
Inner Join tblAssets On tblAssets.AssetID = tblErrors.AssetID
Group By tblAssets.AssetID) As ScanningError On tblAssets.AssetID =
ScanningError.ID
Left Join tblErrors On ScanningError.ErrorID = tblErrors.Teller
Left Join tsysasseterrortypes On tsysasseterrortypes.Errortype =
tblErrors.ErrorType
Where tblAssets.AssetID Not In (Select Top 1000000 tblAssets.AssetID
From tblAssets Inner Join tsysOS On tsysOS.OScode = tblAssets.OScode
Where tsysOS.OSname Like 'Win 7%' And tblAssets.SP = 0) And
tsysOS.OSname != 'Win 2000 S' And tsysOS.OSname Not Like '%XP%' And
tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypename Like 'Windows%'
Order By tblAssets.Domain,
tblAssets.AssetName