Microsoft Patch Tuesday Audit – December 2018

Select Distinct Top 1000000 Coalesce(tsysOS.Image,
  tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypeIcon10) As icon,
  tblAssets.AssetID,
  tblAssets.AssetName,
  tblAssets.Domain,
  tblState.Statename As State,
  Case tblAssets.AssetID
    When SubQuery1.AssetID Then 'Up to date'
    Else 'Out of date'
  End As [Patch status],
  Case
    When tblComputersystem.Domainrole > 1 Then 'Server'
    Else 'Workstation'
  End As [Workstation/Server],
  tblAssets.Username,
  tblAssets.Userdomain,
  tblAssets.IPAddress,
  tsysIPLocations.IPLocation,
  tblAssetCustom.Manufacturer,
  tblAssetCustom.Model,
  tsysOS.OSname As OS,
  tblAssets.SP,
  Case
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10240%' Then '1507'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10586%' Then '1511'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.14393%' Then '1607'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.15063%' Then '1703'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.16299%' Then '1709'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17134%' Then '1803'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17763%' Then '1809'
  End As Version,
  tblAssets.Lastseen,
  tblAssets.Lasttried,
  Case
    When tblErrors.ErrorText Is Not Null Or
      tblErrors.ErrorText != '' Then
      'Scanning Error: ' + tsysasseterrortypes.ErrorMsg
    Else ''
  End As ScanningErrors,
  Case
    When tblAssets.AssetID = SubQuery1.AssetID Then ''
    Else Case
        When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2008' Then 'KB4471325 or KB4471319'
        When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 7' Or tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 7 RC' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2008 R2' Then 'KB4471318 or KB4471328'
        When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2012' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 8' Then 'KB4471330 or KB4471326'
        When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 8.1' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2012 R2' Then 'KB4471320 or KB4471322'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10240' Then 'KB4471323'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10586' Then 'KB4093109'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.14393' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2016' Then 'KB4471321'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.15063' Then 'KB4471327'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.16299' Then 'KB4471329'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17134' Then 'KB4471324'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17763' Then 'KB4471332'
      End
  End As [Install one of these updates],
  Convert(nvarchar,DateDiff(day, QuickFixLastScanned.QuickFixLastScanned,
  GetDate())) + ' days ago' As WindowsUpdateInfoLastScanned,
  Case
    When Convert(nvarchar,DateDiff(day, QuickFixLastScanned.QuickFixLastScanned,
      GetDate())) > 3 Then
      'Windows update information may not be up to date. We recommend rescanning this machine.'
    Else ''
  End As Comment,
  Case tblAssets.AssetID
    When SubQuery1.AssetID Then '#d4f4be'
    Else '#ffadad'
  End As backgroundcolor
From tblAssets
  Inner Join tblAssetCustom On tblAssets.AssetID = tblAssetCustom.AssetID
  Left Join tsysOS On tsysOS.OScode = tblAssets.OScode
  Left Join (Select Top 1000000 tblQuickFixEngineering.AssetID
      From tblQuickFixEngineering
        Inner Join tblQuickFixEngineeringUni On tblQuickFixEngineeringUni.QFEID
          = tblQuickFixEngineering.QFEID
      Where tblQuickFixEngineeringUni.HotFixID In ('KB4471318', 'KB4471328',
        'KB4471325', 'KB4471319', 'KB4471330', 'KB4471326', 'KB4471320',
        'KB4471322', 'KB4471323', 'KB4093109', 'KB4471321', 'KB4471327',
        'KB4471329', 'KB4471324', 'KB4471332')) As SubQuery1 On
    tblAssets.AssetID = SubQuery1.AssetID
  Inner Join tsysAssetTypes On tsysAssetTypes.AssetType = tblAssets.Assettype
  Inner Join tblOperatingsystem On tblOperatingsystem.AssetID =
    tblAssets.AssetID
  Left Join tsysIPLocations On tblAssets.IPNumeric >= tsysIPLocations.StartIP
    And tblAssets.IPNumeric <= tsysIPLocations.EndIP
  Inner Join tblState On tblState.State = tblAssetCustom.State
  Left Join (Select Distinct Top 1000000 tblAssets.AssetID As ID,
        TsysLastscan.Lasttime As QuickFixLastScanned
      From TsysWaittime
        Inner Join TsysLastscan On TsysWaittime.CFGCode = TsysLastscan.CFGcode
        Inner Join tblAssets On tblAssets.AssetID = TsysLastscan.AssetID
      Where TsysWaittime.CFGname = 'QUICKFIX') As QuickFixLastScanned On
    tblAssets.AssetID = QuickFixLastScanned.ID
  Left Join (Select Distinct Top 1000000 tblAssets.AssetID As ID,
        Max(tblErrors.Teller) As ErrorID
      From tblErrors
        Inner Join tblAssets On tblAssets.AssetID = tblErrors.AssetID
      Group By tblAssets.AssetID) As ScanningError On tblAssets.AssetID =
    ScanningError.ID
  Left Join tblErrors On ScanningError.ErrorID = tblErrors.Teller
  Left Join tsysasseterrortypes On tsysasseterrortypes.Errortype =
    tblErrors.ErrorType
  Inner Join tblComputersystem On tblAssets.AssetID = tblComputersystem.AssetID
Where tblAssets.AssetID Not In (Select Top 1000000 tblAssets.AssetID
      From tblAssets Inner Join tsysOS On tsysOS.OScode = tblAssets.OScode
      Where tsysOS.OSname Like 'Win 7%' And tblAssets.SP = 0) And
  tsysOS.OSname != 'Win 2000 S' And tsysOS.OSname Not Like '%XP%' And
  tsysOS.OSname Not Like '%2003%' And tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypename Like
  'Windows%' And tblAssetCustom.State = 1
Order By tblAssets.Domain,
  tblAssets.AssetName