Microsoft Patch Tuesday Audit – April 2020

Select Distinct Top 1000000 Coalesce(tsysOS.Image,
  tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypeIcon10) As icon,
  tblAssets.AssetID,
  tblAssets.AssetName,
  tblAssets.Domain,
  tblState.Statename As State,
  Case tblAssets.AssetID
    When SubQuery1.AssetID Then 'Up to date'
    Else 'Out of date'
  End As [Patch status],
  Case
    When tblComputersystem.Domainrole > 1 Then 'Server'
    Else 'Workstation'
  End As [Workstation/Server],
  tblAssets.Username,
  tblAssets.Userdomain,
  tblAssets.IPAddress,
  tsysIPLocations.IPLocation,
  tblAssetCustom.Manufacturer,
  tblAssetCustom.Model,
  tsysOS.OSname As OS,
  tblAssets.SP,
  Case
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10240%' Then '1507'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10586%' Then '1511'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.14393%' Then '1607'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.15063%' Then '1703'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.16299%' Then '1709'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17134%' Then '1803'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17763%' Then '1809'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.18362%' Then '1903'
    When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.18363%' Then '1909'
  End As Version,
  tblAssets.Lastseen,
  tblAssets.Lasttried,
  Case
    When tblErrors.ErrorText Is Not Null Or
      tblErrors.ErrorText != '' Then
      'Scanning Error: ' + tsysasseterrortypes.ErrorMsg
    Else ''
  End As ScanningErrors,
  Case
    When tblAssets.AssetID = SubQuery1.AssetID Then ''
    Else Case
        When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2008' Then 'KB4550951 or KB4550957'
        When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 7' Or tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 7 RC' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2008 R2' Then 'KB4550964 or KB4550965'
        When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2012' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 8' Then 'KB4550917 or KB4550971'
        When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 8.1' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2012 R2' Then 'KB4550961 or KB4550970'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10240' Then 'KB4550930'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10586' Then 'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.14393' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2016' Then 'KB4550929'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.15063' Then 'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.16299' Then 'KB4550927'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17134' Then 'KB4550922'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17763' Or
          tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2019' Then 'KB4549949'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.18362' Then 'KB4549951'
        When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.18363' Then 'KB4549951'
      End
  End As [Install one of these updates],
  Convert(nvarchar,DateDiff(day, QuickFixLastScanned.QuickFixLastScanned,
  GetDate())) + ' days ago' As WindowsUpdateInfoLastScanned,
  Case
    When Convert(nvarchar,DateDiff(day, QuickFixLastScanned.QuickFixLastScanned,
      GetDate())) > 3 Then
      'Windows update information may not be up to date. We recommend rescanning this machine.'
    Else ''
  End As Comment,
  Case tblAssets.AssetID
    When SubQuery1.AssetID Then '#d4f4be'
    Else '#ffadad'
  End As backgroundcolor
From tblAssets
  Inner Join tblAssetCustom On tblAssets.AssetID = tblAssetCustom.AssetID
  Inner Join tsysAssetTypes On tsysAssetTypes.AssetType = tblAssets.Assettype
  Inner Join tblOperatingsystem On tblOperatingsystem.AssetID =
    tblAssets.AssetID
  Inner Join tblState On tblState.State = tblAssetCustom.State
  Inner Join tblComputersystem On tblAssets.AssetID = tblComputersystem.AssetID
  Left Join tsysOS On tsysOS.OScode = tblAssets.OScode
  Left Join (Select Top 1000000 tblQuickFixEngineering.AssetID
      From tblQuickFixEngineering
        Inner Join tblQuickFixEngineeringUni On tblQuickFixEngineeringUni.QFEID
          = tblQuickFixEngineering.QFEID
      Where tblQuickFixEngineeringUni.HotFixID In ('KB4550961','KB4550970','KB4550964','KB4550965',
t  'KB4550951','KB4550957','KB4550917','KB4550971','KB4550930','KB4550929','KB4550927','KB4550922','KB4549949','KB4549951')) As
  SubQuery1 On tblAssets.AssetID = SubQuery1.AssetID
  Left Join tsysIPLocations On tblAssets.IPNumeric >= tsysIPLocations.StartIP
    And tblAssets.IPNumeric <= tsysIPLocations.EndIP
  Left Join (Select Distinct Top 1000000 TsysLastscan.AssetID As ID,
        TsysLastscan.Lasttime As QuickFixLastScanned
      From TsysWaittime
        Inner Join TsysLastscan On TsysWaittime.CFGCode = TsysLastscan.CFGcode
      Where TsysWaittime.CFGname = 'QUICKFIX') As QuickFixLastScanned On
    tblAssets.AssetID = QuickFixLastScanned.ID
  Left Join (Select Distinct Top 1000000 tblErrors.AssetID As ID,
        Max(tblErrors.Teller) As ErrorID
      From tblErrors
      Group By tblErrors.AssetID) As ScanningError On tblAssets.AssetID =
    ScanningError.ID
  Left Join tblErrors On ScanningError.ErrorID = tblErrors.Teller
  Left Join tsysasseterrortypes On tsysasseterrortypes.Errortype =
    tblErrors.ErrorType
Where tsysOS.OSname <> 'Win 2000 S' And tsysOS.OSname Not Like '%XP%' And
  tsysOS.OSname Not Like '%2003%' And (Not tsysOS.OSname Like 'Win 7%'
    Or Not tblAssets.SP = 0) And tblAssetCustom.State = 1 And
  tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypename Like 'Windows%'
Order By tblAssets.Domain,
  tblAssets.AssetName